May 2013
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
sly-mcp:
whothefuckisalexturner:
abhortion:
ginnifergoodwins:
foodtrucker:
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
#glad to know it’s international
#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your...
duskyducks:
avatar-addiction:
keasttheleast:
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
sinandserotonin:
I need you and a cigarette
the difference being I have a pack of cigarettes in the front pocket of my jacket
but I don’t have you coiled up in my lungs—
if I could, I’d rather have you in my jacket and the cigarettes far away.
laughingalonewithautoresponder:
gaymzee:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
mirivee:
dj-bsnow:
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
Seriously. How ungrateful.
