"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
a b c d e f g why won’t cute boys hit on me
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
you’re a bigger joke than bing.com
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions