i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.
I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
; ^ ;
he has CAT TEARS.
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
i wish i was in a cute relationship that wore pop punk tees together sigh
I reblogged this yesterday but I like it